Dog’s Philosophy

　　狗的哲学

　　来源：语际翻译

　　编辑：Rita

　　The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

　　狗之所以有那么多朋友是因为它见人表示友好而不多话。

　　Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

　　不要因为狗对你赞赏不已，就深信不疑的认为自己就是世界上最好的人。

　　If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

　　如果天堂里没有狗，那么我死后，我想到狗去的地方去。

　　There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

　　世界上没有一个心理学家会象小狗一样舔你的脸。

　　A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

　　狗是世界上唯一一个爱你胜过爱它自己的东西。

　　We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare, and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made.

　　我们总是抽出时间、腾出空间、腾出爱来给狗，而狗回报我们的却是它们的全部。这是人有史以来做出的最值的交易。

　　Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies. Quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

　　狗爱护它们的朋友，咬他们的敌人，这一点和人有很大的不同，人没有如此爱憎分明，并且总是把爱和恨混在一起。

　　A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

　　狗教会一个男孩忠诚，坚韧，在倒下之前还要奋力一搏。

　　Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like has never washed a dog.

　　不知道肥皂尝起来是什么滋味的人应该从来没有给狗洗过澡。

　　If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise.

　　如果你的狗很肥，你也不会经常锻炼的。

　　My dog is worried about the economy, because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.

　　我的狗已经在为经济担忧了，因为狗粮已经涨到3美元一罐了。

　　Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

      女人和猫会做她们喜欢做的事情，男人和狗应该轻松一下并且习惯这个主意。

　　If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

　　如果你给一只饿狗饱餐一顿，它就不会咬你了，这是人跟狗之间最大的区别。

　　You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says,

　　Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'

　　你可以向狗说任何愚蠢的话，它总会给你一个那样的表情“哇，你是正确的，我从来没有那样想过。”

　　Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

　　狗不是我们生活的全部，但是它充实了我们的生活。

　　If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.

　　如果你认为狗不会数数，试着在你口袋里放3块饼干，然后只给它们其中的两块。

　　My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.

　　我生活的目标就是成为一个我的狗都会认可的好人。